Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Fair Fines

I had a friend, whose boss lost his licence.

The boss made driving him around part of my friend's job description.

One day she got a fine, which she couldn't afford to pay, and she lost her licence.

Subsequently, she lost her job and the boss got another one of his employees to drive him around.

A one-hundred-dollar fine means poverty for one man and nothing to another...

It's a sad story and illustrates the unfairness of fines. Let's make every fine have two parts:
1. Community Service
2. A fine as a percentage of your previous year's income

That seems a lot more fair, don't you think?

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Pro Life Choice


For the ladies:
The decision is yours; make an informed one.

For men:
If you don’t have internal genitals, this hasn't got much to do with you. All you can do is help your partner make an informed choice and support her. Women have choices, men have responsibilities. By chance of birth we were assigned either: responsibility or childbirth… we got off pretty light. Deal with it.
Don’t want babies? Wear a condom. It’s not rocket science.

For the unborn child:
You don’t have any rights until you can vote as far as I’m concerned.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Prank #002





Why should they have a monopoly on public space?

Take some back.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Official Questions...


On an application form regarding eligibility for entry to Canada:


10. In periods of either peace or war, have you ever been involved in the commission of a war crime or a crime against humanity, such as: wilful killing, torture, attacks upon, enslavement, starvation, or other inhumane acts committed against civilians or prisoners or war; or deportation of civilians.

Henry Kissinger need not apply!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Kosovo Gains independence!


Right on!

Have a country.

Everyone grab a country:

Let’s make a Kurdistan

More power to southern Thailand

Freedom for Aceh

Give the Tamils some land

Free Tibet

UN for Taiwan

Disband the United States

Damn it! Western Australia Succeed!

Let everyone have a country.

Imaginary lines on the ground... can’t have too many.

If it would stop people killing each other, why not

It would be nice though for those seeking independence to look more towards

Gandhi than

Guevara

US election coming up...

...if you hadn't noticed.

It looks like a race to see who Americans hate the least: women or blacks.